Compliments of Mr Warren Ellis, I give you something that you don’t want for Christmas (because apparently the Chinese don’t want the Japanese to be the only what-the-fuck deviants in Asia):
Dog Sex Toy
Item description:
- Brand Name: Topoint
- Place of Origin: Shanghai China (Mainland)
- Model No: AZ-03001
- Species: Dog
Simulated as Cocker Spaniel, a dog sex toy product. The dog vagina part is made of special innocuous material, soft and life feeling. This Part can be taked off and cleaned. Lube provided.
Oh! Lube is even included! Because before I fuck a PVC pound puppy, I want to smear my cock with some mystery goo from Shanghai.
